{"id":1555,"date":"2014-10-20T12:55:57","date_gmt":"2014-10-20T16:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/annaabner.com\/?p=1555"},"modified":"2014-10-12T11:57:22","modified_gmt":"2014-10-12T15:57:22","slug":"blood-soaked-haunted-house-for-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/annaabner.com\/?p=1555","title":{"rendered":"Blood-Soaked Haunted House For Sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5>Or, Stay Away From This One!<\/h5>\n<p>Read the original article <a title=\"Cafe Mom\" href=\"http:\/\/thestir.cafemom.com\/home_garden\/175726\/haunted_house_for_sale_complete\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;Haunted&#8221; House For Sale &#8212; Complete With Blood on the Walls!<\/h4>\n<p>Written by Adriana Velez in August 2014<\/p>\n<p>So, you&#8217;re looking for a house in the Detroit area because you hear they&#8217;re ridiculously cheap. And this one catches your eye. It&#8217;s probably a fixer-upper, but it&#8217;s a 2,084-square-foot, 4-bedroom brick colonial &#8212; for only $19,500! You HAVE to take a look, right? This is <em>so<\/em> worth considering. There&#8217;s just one little thing. According to the listing, it was &#8220;previously a Halloween haunted house.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No big deal, right? Yeah &#8230; well, maybe you should see some photos first. Let&#8217;s just say, the seller is &#8220;highly motivated&#8221; to sell but couldn&#8217;t be bothered to stage the house.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe you should sit down.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"userImageCenter aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn-ugc.cafemom.com\/gen\/constrain\/500\/500\/80\/2014\/08\/06\/12\/dp\/g5\/poqfy32qok20c4x.jpg\" alt=\"haunted house detroit\" width=\"500\" height=\"390\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So, is it me? Or are the words &#8220;YOU WILL DIE&#8221; scrawled on the wall in blood along with bloody handprints? I mean, <em>haha<\/em>, obviously it&#8217;s just red paint. I know that! But yeesh. That&#8217;s creepy. They must have just forgotten to repaint this room. I can understand that. They were probably in a hurry to list this house. Let&#8217;s see some of the other rooms.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"userImageCenter aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn-ugc.cafemom.com\/gen\/constrain\/500\/500\/80\/2014\/08\/06\/13\/ce\/cd\/pog1drbcow20c4x.jpg\" alt=\"haunted house detroit\" width=\"500\" height=\"393\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hmm, well, I guess you&#8217;d have some plaster work to clean up here. And the bars on the window aren&#8217;t very warm. Ceiling needs to be redone. And &#8212; ew, what&#8217;s that on the door to the right? Bloody handprints? Bloody hell! Honestly, couldn&#8217;t they have painted over that before taking this photo? I&#8217;m afraid to see the other rooms.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"userImageCenter aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn-ugc.cafemom.com\/gen\/constrain\/500\/500\/80\/2014\/08\/06\/12\/3y\/ar\/po3xoja3eo20c4x.jpg\" alt=\"haunted house detroit\" width=\"500\" height=\"402\" \/><\/p>\n<p>ZOMG!!! First of all, this room looks like a crime scene. Secondly, is it a kitchen or a bathroom? That&#8217;s almost as scary as the fake blood. And what&#8217;s up with the random staircase? Where does it lead, and what&#8217;s inside the doorway? Never mind, don&#8217;t tell me. Whatever it is, I don&#8217;t want to see it.<\/p>\n<p>Well then. Good luck selling this house! I think spending a couple hundred and an afternoon to do a little emergency repainting could have made the difference between selling at $19,000 and not selling at all. But then, I&#8217;m one of those crazy people who doesn&#8217;t like seeing the words YOU WILL DIE on the walls of my future home, you know? But maybe this listing will draw a more adventurous sort who&#8217;s not so picky.<\/p>\n<p>&lt;3 Anna<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or, Stay Away From This One! Read the original article here. &#8220;Haunted&#8221; House For Sale &#8212; Complete With Blood on the Walls! Written by Adriana Velez in August 2014 So, you&#8217;re looking for a house in the Detroit area because you hear they&#8217;re ridiculously cheap. And this one catches your eye. 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