My phone went off at the nail salon today. The alert is the sound effect in Super Mario Bros when you get a one up. My Vietnamese manicurist, who doesn’t know much English, looks up and says, “Mario?”<\/p>\n
I just laughed and nodded. “Yep. Mario.”<\/p>\n
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